Saturday, January 31, 2009

Whatwhat?! Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza?


Oh no I di'unt!

I've been playing around with a recipe for awhile. Sometimes you guys might think I'm slow, but I'm a perfectionist. I keep trying something until it's right prior to sharing it with you. With ingredients being expensive, and time short, preparing healthy, low-carb, gluten-free foods is enough work without dealing with a flop.

Cheese in the crust pizza is my new nom!

Made with the cauliflower or zucchini crust base, you have the perfect, low-carb solution. Sure, the process is multi-step, but it is worth it! Even the next day, I'm reheating the pizza and the cheese goes to goo wonderfully.

And at only 3 net carbs per slice for the crust, it is totallah worth it. The added cheese helps satify hungry folks faster.

If you guys make any great tweaks to this recipe, let me know!

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Super bowl snack down!


It's coming soon: As the two best (cough where are the Hawks cough) teams come head to head for a battle on the gridiron this weekend, two things are sure:

1. There will be yelling.

2. There will be heavy duty noshing.

While social occasions are never an excuse for falling face-first into a vat of con queso, this week I'm sharing recipes and ideas that will help keep you on plan.



Chips, Dip, and Food with Zip

  • Flax crackers: This vehicle for dips is loaded for bear... and ready for your dips.
  • Nacho Chips: Load 'em up, move 'em out! Better than your nickel defense, you're going to push through the lines with this vehicle for dips. Made from cauliflower or zucchini, these are sure to make you wish you'd made more.
  • Zucchini 'Doritos': The flavors are as limited as your imagination. From spicy nacho, to sour cream and onion to ranch, these make mouths munchy, but without the guilt.
  • Veggie Tray: It gets no easier than popping down to the local Kroger.
  • Taco Dip: A layered deliciousness that is easy, fresh, and suited to both high-and low-carb football friends.


Protein Snacks
  • Hard-Boiled Eggs: They're shaped like little footballs. Just don't spike them into the coffee table.
  • Beef Jerky: More spicy than those half time ads for Godaddy.com, having plenty of meat candy on hand is sure to be a pleaser.
  • Meat and Cheese Tray: Hit the local grocers for a special tray of different cheeses or meats; or, better yet, make your own!

Appetizers that Rock

  • Boneless Chicken Wings: Flavor these and go! Just like Pizza Hut's wings, but with a low-carb breading, whether you like yours from Buffalo or with barbecue, the flavor is smokin!
  • Mozzarella Cheese Sticks: Who says you can't enjoy a little gooey sumpin sumpin with marinara?
  • Cream Cheese Wontons: Fry this recipe and you won't be fried from carb hangover. Make wonton wrappers earlier that day for Super Bowl fun.
  • Breadsticks: Thick and savory, you won't guess what the main ingredient is.



Main Event Dishes




Sweet Satisfaction

  • Dessert Pizza: Who doesn't love pizza? Now this potable portent of perfection can be in your face while you yell at the refs. There's never a bad call when there's fresh fruit with so many options.
  • Cream puffs: Grab and go. Make with your favorite pudding and whipped cream, and it's a winner every time.

No fridge while on the road?



Someone I adore (Cybil) brought up an excellent concern that is so near and dear to my pudgy (albeit it with cute taste in shoes) heart:

"I totally know what you mean about travel and being out of your element. I have to travel a lot and each time I try not to fall off plan but I do. I started Induction 3 weeks ago and the 4 times I've gone off plan - yep due to travel. One of the things I've been thinking about are what makes Atkins a harder diet to stay on for me. I've discovered that a lot of it has to do with quick meals, no planning, and portable food. We don't tend to have too many "oh just grab a protein bar, bag of oatmeal, etc. All our food has to be pre-made and prepared. A lot of it goes bad when sitting at room temp. So I ask you and everyone else to please think up and share recipes that are fast to make, can be eaten and transported without a fridge, and good on the go. If I make Oopsies I'm set. I run out of time and I'm screwed. I have hard boiled eggs and string cheese, but those aren't so great when trekking around Disneyland."
You are totally right.

Unlike higher-carb plans, it is so hard to grab an energy bar and run!

Whether we're shooting off to Disneyland or to see grandparents, travel makes carting healthy foods difficult. And when you're without a cooler (many theme parks won't allow them now due to terrorist issues), it becomes almost insurmountable!

Some thoughts:

Flax cracker with cream cheese and fresh dill: One of my perennial favorites and chock full of fiber, these are so easy to prepare in advance, and have ready to go for any occasion. Just soften cream cheese (or, better yet, if you don't keep fresh dill laying around), add a bit of dill to the cream cheese and stir, pre-spread.

Flax gives you omega-3's, and due to its extremely high-fiber content, you're looking at 0-net carbohydrates for each cracker. This isn't license to go nuts, however. Too much flax has a very uncomfortable effect digestively.

Cherry (or grape) tomatoes: I love cherry tomatoes and eat them like little apples. I used to put them in my cheeks (facial, thanks) and squish my hands to my face just to feel them sploosh into my mouth. (Note: Stop trying this when you're using your laptop). Grape tomatoes are a new variety and are easy to carry.

Green olives have a great taste whose pungency helps offset the mildness of the other items on the tray. while pastrami and cheese are spicy/bland, olives give a bit of punch to the palate, and are very easy to transport. Their higher sodium value should be kept in mind, but the best part of olive oil are the actual olives, and their natural fats have staying power along with a flavor punch.

Pepperoni slices are probably the least healthy portion of a snack in terms of unprocessed foods, but used as makeshift crackers, these can cradle individual slices of smaller-cut cheese or the Havarti. The fat and protein definitely sticks with a body for the entire day, but the sodium and additives can be problematic for some. Still, extremely portable, only 16 slices as a serving is more than enough to zip your bip and fill your stomach.

Baby Kosher Dill Pickles are a great portable snack that hold up well under various weather and temperature situations. Many claim that dill pickles help satisfy a sweet tooth, and their flavor make one enough, especially considering that pickles can add up in carbohydrates rather quickly. If you are on a candida diet, you might want to avoid these, as they are treated with vinegar and can exacerbate any conditions you're trying to avoid.

String Cheese-- Happiness and entertainment in a single serve packet, loaded with calcium and fat, these are a fun snack to have along for the ride. Kids love peeling the layers. Make certain to buy full-fat, or these turn to sugar in the blood stream more quickly than would be convenient for the busy traveler. If you follow South Beach or another low-fat plan, buying the low-fat versions will be in your best interest, unless you can spare the fat in your daily allowance.

Oopsie rolls-- These gluten-free buns travel well. Just pull them out of the bag 30 minutes prior to use and they tend to firm up wonderfully (unless you're in a humid climate--still, some is better than none!) Unrefrigerated, these should be used within a couple of days.

Oopsie roll popovers-- While these can't remain unrefrigerated for too too long, making oopsies in tiny cupcake pans with careful mix-ins of shredded cheese, jalapenos, olives and pepperoni makes for mini pizza popovers and supply a lot of staying power in little pop-in-your-mouth pieces!

If you have some ability to refrigerate in terms of an ice packs, slip along:

Swiss and Pastrami roll-ups: These not only look pretty, but because all of the carbs are in the holes of the cheese (I know! I'm very scientificy), you're looking at only 1 carb for each roll-up. Protein and fat in the meat has staying power, along with the fat in the cheese, and you're providing yourself with calcium to keep your bones strong. You can add lettuce to the center, but sprouts will not disappoint.

Havarti is a fun cheese. Softer than a cheddar, it is excellent as an accoutrement to tomatoes, or can be softened and spread on your flax cracker. The fat helps this rest in your digestive system for a longer period of time, and the flavor is so wonderfully intense (but not overpowering) that a little of this goes a long way.


What are things you take on the road that require little to no refrigeration?

We could use your help!

Added:

A tip from the luscious Susanne M:
I have found flax seed flat bread at Costco that only has 6 net carbs per slice. I use these to make wraps, of course, but also to make thin crust pizza, chips to use with cream cheese spread, etc.

Also, if you can’t take a cooler, why not freeze whatever it is that you’re going to travel with? Then it stays fresh and will thaw out by the time it’s time for lunch/dinner.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Tuesday, Day 2 induction, menu and check in

Nom! Wendy's Baconator on an Oopsie Roll!

Hey! It is day two and I'm hanging in! I managed not to get too sick this time (it stinks getting sick), and while I didn't want much, I did eat a healthy bit of food! Just to give you a hint of how water retainy I am, I'm down 6 pounds. From yesterday! That is the magic of the diuretic effect of Atkins.

I don't count carbs or calories. I am going to tracking food choices through the food pyramid for now.

Why not? We already know that low-carb is a very healthy lifestyle!

Breakfast: Nothing. Induction flu. Felt uber-barfy
Lunch: 1/2 Wendy's Baconator on Oopsies, 1 Caesar Side Salad
Dinner: Not feeling 100% so had a small garden salad w/ cheese, plum tomatoes, bacon bits,Vinegar and oil
Beverages: I drank water for most of the day, and 1 iced tea sweetened with Stevia

So, according to the food pyramid... (which we alllll know and lub, bwah)

3 meat exchanges, (1 burger, 2 bacon, egg from oopsies)
4 cheese/dairy (cream cheese from oopsie and cheese from baconator and salad)
3.5 veggie servings (1 cup of loosely packed lettuce is only 1 serving, + tomatoes)
2 fat servings (oil from salad, mayo from baconator, dressing from Caesar)


I try to eat when hungry and stop when full--and to be honest, who can eat much when your body is switching gears into induction?

Monday, January 26, 2009

Broccoli Kitteh loves the broccoli



This is the cutest thing ever! Thanks to Angel for giving me the bellylaugh of the evening.

Whee! Monday Fun Day!

Happy Chinese New Year!

With a Nom and a nom nomnom!

I love ethnic food, and I love Chinese food in particular. I'm continuing to work to get some new, fun recipes for you to try all of the time. Thanks so much for your suggestions! I love you guys as much as is socially acceptable.

Back in the Saddle

I am back on Atkins after taking a few months to re-evaluate things (in other words, I ate off plan-burp). If you noticed, I haven't posted any weight loss for some time. *whistling*

That's because there haven't been any losses to report!

Bom chicka bow bow!

ZOMG I = a bum!

I am pleased to report I didn't regain it all, and I am totally not waiting to gain it all back prior to beginning again--which is new to me!

But let's just say I restarted Atkins after some heavy contemplation and soul searching. I finally got it through my thick head that:

a. It's not about screaming fast weight loss; and
b. I refuse go on vacation until I hit goal and sew my lips together and have my own kitchen while away from home.

OK, so it sounds a little crazy to say I'm not going on vacation but ZOMG PEOPLE! I went on vacation in July and NEVER fully recovered from it. I stress seriously when I'm traveling because there are a lot of things out of my control. When I'm not in my element, neither is the eating. and there you have it. On again, off again, on again off again, so the story goes...

So, if there are any conspiracy theories out there as to why I haven't posted my weight loss in awhile, here are the facts of the case:

YES, I am back on plan.
YES there are a lot of great recipes coming this year.

NO I'm not perfect.

NO, my recipes and low-carb didn't cause my downfall.


YES I stand by low-carb and the low-carb community despite pressure to change what I'm doing.

I will begin updating the stats again, beginning Monday with different numbers. My goal for this year? I could tell you, but then I'd have to eat you on a cauliflower crust. Stay tuned, and let's share this journey together!

One thing I will say: I still fit into the pants I bought to celebrate my 86 pound loss!

I haven't visited TOPS since I began working, which I think has hurt me. Once I get back down in weight I'll start going again. They make you pay money when you gain weight, and if I put that many nickels in my pockets, I'd create a disturbance in the Force.

More Giveaways Coming!

On the up side, there are giveaways coming soon! I have some books to send to you guys! I need to get these suckers reviewed, but be on the look out for books from Taubes, Hahn, and Vonda Wright in the next few weeks!

I am blessed by readers and the support we have as a community. I am really enthusiastic about this year, its promises, its blessings and our friendship as we all become lesser people with greater potential!

Friday, January 23, 2009

Life moves on


The 80's. We have big teen dreams then. Big hopes, large wishes born from unicorns, Rod Stewart, Lost Boys and Ronald Reagan. Those were the days of dial telephones, Laverne and Shirley and the Love Boat. Everything was as innocent asCabbage Patch Dolls, Ghostbusters and Cyndi Lauper. Sure, we worried about the Cold War, and remember sleepless nights thinking about a nuclear winter. We also thought about the Hardy Boys and the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. Judy Blume was our contraband, slipped behind the pages of Runaway Ralph.



The 1990's were a new time. More cutting edge, dark, and cynical, we broke out of Izod polos and Molly Ringwald innocence and exchanged it for Robert Smith and dozens of channels on cable television. We found the internet and gave up writing in slam books. Politics changed, people changed, and what we thought we knew we knew we didn't know. You know? We busted Mili Vanili, melted Vanilla Ice and told Bobby Brown it wasn't his prerogative anymore. We were adults, and life lost its rosy palor with the responsibilities of the vote.



Now it's the new millennium. We survived K2000, grew up, saw friends and family harmed in terrorist attacks. We fought a war, brought down a dictator. We paid more taxes and saw the rise of spin offs of television spin offs of other spin offs. We've become detached from what we were. And in much the same way, we are the same people we were then. Still full of hope, vibrant and wanting a better tomorrow; only instead of for ourselves, we see through the eyes of our growing youth, tall and strong, intelligent and cynical. They like what we liked, they know what we knew, and they love as we have taught them to.

As we move forward through life, we should never forget who we were, who we are, and who we might be to someone else, through their eyes. Kids today still stay awake at night, worrying the same worries, slipping the same bad words past parents, pausing for the same pauses, crying during the same movies. They might be small but they're mighty in spirit, carrying the weight of the world on grade school shoulders. They are boundless, exuberant and who we once were but with even greater potential. Today, they may be sold on peanut butter and Littlest Pet Shop, but tomorrow they will be cringing back at their own high school pictures and asking, "Was my hair really like that?" Patting them with an aging hand, you will laugh, Yes, sweetheart. Yes, it was.

Monday, January 19, 2009

My son, the Wii fanatic

You can shake the trees on Animal Crossing, but the stuff that falls out always lands near the trunk.

These days, my son spends an inordinate amount of time playing this addicting game called Animal Crossing for the Wii. He fishes, picks up odd knick knacks from the locals (one, a potted plant, looks like a marijuana bush—not that I’d know what that looks like), and shakes trees for fruit to sell at Tom Nook’s store (Now if only I could get him to pick up his clothes).

Even as the microwave flashed midnight (more likely the power had gone out again), the glazed look in his eye and an absent smile on his kid-lips reflected the eerie, blue glow from the television. He was designing a shirt for the older boy’s character. The medium-blue and green orb showed that the front of the shirt design was, in fact, a cartoon globe. The back of the shirt design housed the vintage 70’s balloon letters for the band YES.

Suddenly, he jumped up and ran to the backyard to find out where our pet dog had taken his underwear (don’t ask). On his way out the door, he shoved the wii-mote into my hand.

In that brief time, a squirrel named Squinky came to talk to my character. I sighed, but decided to talk to the character who looked so happy and friendly. The little rapscallion proceeded to punctuate even the most innocent phrases with the word “Dummy.” Finally, after hearing, “Isn’t this a beautiful evening, Dummy?” one too many times, I yelled to the boy, “Hey! This animal keeps calling me ‘Dummy’!”

“I did that!” my son beamed, walking back into the room, a pair of reclaimed undergarments in his hand (don’t ask). “You can make the animals say stuff at the end of phrases!” He chuckled, because kids always think they’re clever that way.

After an hour more of parental wii research (hey. It’s my obligation), I eventually rescinded my control of the game, saved the three shirts I designed with smiling bits of fruit on them, and went back to reading. Son caught a few extra fish to pay off the additions to our little Animal Crossing houses, and was once again in the chair with a dazed look on his face, wending his way through a cartoon world. The dog gleefully chewed underpants nearby (don’t ask).

“Hey!” he called out a few minutes later. “Why does this animal tell me to ‘stick it!’ in every sentence?”

I shrugged.

Hey. I don’t kiss and tell.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Post dedicated to healthful living mentioning nothing about fast food at all

The Real Food Pyramid Scheme?

Granted, I am not not a fan of the food pyramid; I just think people tend to abuse some of the notions while fully ignoring the rest. It's a little bit like the Constitution and how people tend to interpret what they want from it while eschewing the bits that don't suit their political agendas.

Is the true scheme in the pyramid, or in how it is misconstrued that low-carbers don't even come close to the so-called prescribed healthful eating of mainstream America?

Furthermore, are low-carbers that far off of the mark?

Vegetables: 3-5 servings per day


The USDA sets the average servings size for vegetables at 1/2 cup per serving, or 1 cup for leafy vegetables.

How many people do you know following a high-carb, low-fat regimen eat the recommended servings of vegetables daily? On Atkins (2002) induction alone, the recommended servings of vegetables can be up to 6 servings, twice what many will eat a day. Low-carbers may be eating up to 6 times the recommended alotted vegetable intake than the average American citizen who may trip over a piece of lettuce on their way to the cake.

Add the next stage of Atkins (OWL rung 1), and the number jumps from 3-6 servings of vegetables per day to 4-8.

Results: Low-carbers surpass amounts recommended by the USDA


Fruits: 2-4 servings a day.


The USDA sets the average serving size for fruit as either 1/2 cup of fruit, or one piece of fruit.

Fruit, while seemingly verboten in low-carb eating, is anything but. Foods high in antioxidants that are lower on the glycemic index include: blueberries, blackberries, cranberries, and raspberries. one-half cup of blackberries, as an example, yields only 2.5 net carbohydrates. That means that for low-carbers to hit the minimum for the day, one serving of low-carb cranberry sauce plus one serving of blackberries in yogurt is an easy way to hit those values--and many do!

So why is it assumed that people following a low-carb regimen don't partake in the healthy consumption of high-fiber fruits?


Results: Low-carbers meet or surpass amounts recommended by the USDA

Dairy: 2-3 servings a day.

The USDA lists a serving of dairy as one cup of yogurt, 2 ounces of cheese, 2/3 cup cottage cheese.

This is a no-brainer in terms of low-carb, unless we're dealing with allergies. Atkineers easily bring in 2 servings of dairy, even when following induction. No problems here, either.

Meat: 2-3 servings per day.


The USDA lists a serving of meat as 2-3 ounces of lean meat, poultry, or fish, 1 cooked egg, or 1/3 cup nuts.

Protein makes up surprisingly little of many low-carb plan. even in the most stringent form of Atkins, protein makes up a maximum of 35% of the overall ratio in terms of fat/protein/carbs. (Using fitday.com is an easy way to calculate these percentages). That is nowhere near the supposedly high values the general public is led to believe the average low-carber is consuming.

Results: Low-carbers meet or surpass amounts recommended by the USDA

So, again. what is the problem here? You're about to find out.



Bread: 6-11 servings

The USDA lists a serving from this grouping as 1 slice bread, 1/2 cup cooked cereal, 1/2 cup cooked rice, 1/2 bagel.

This is where the insanity ensues. It is known that while many low-carb plans will allow for whole grains and healthier choices in terms of roughage and fiver, most of the processed foods found on store shelves rush straight to the bloodstream like Paris Hilton towards a shoe sale.

Sure, the average American can hit that 6-11 servings, but at what cost?

Taking USDA standards, the average United States citizen is bringing in over 250 carbohydrates in these items alone at almost no nutritional value whatsoever.

That is a harrowing number, and, frankly, with the bulk of nutrients coming from fruits and vegetables, coupled withe the fiber from those groups, who needs the dough, the rice, and the same stuff the cows eat?

Results: Low-carbers neither meet nor surpass amounts recommended by the USDA

Fats bad... sugar... well, that's bad, too...

Together, fats + sugar are not friends. Atkins noted, in his '72 book, that the reason that fats and sugars don't play well together is due to the effect both have (and rather badly) when combined. It's a bit like combining free speech with alcohol. Sure, the Constitution allows for freedoms, but combining them can end up with you in the ICU over time. When we're speaking to the food pyramid, it is absolutely noted that fats are to be limited while in the presence of processed carbs and sugars.

The irony is the mention of sugars specifically, since many of the 6-11 servings of breads and rice and all foods that turn to starchy goo on the tongue already supply more than those needed allotments for sucking down table sugars anyway.

Regarding fats? In Atkins induction, it is reasoned that 60% of calories will be coming from fats. People assume that

It's not hard to achieve that margin of fat when cuts of meat aren't lean, and when eggs tend to be fatty by nature. Cheeses should be full-fat. When the food pyramid is adjusted to allow for healthy fats, it is obvious that the number of grain-based foods shrink by comparison. So where's the fat, guys?

Fat in sour cream? Well, that's also dairy. The fat helps stave off sugar cravings due to the lactose. In a lamb chop? Well, that's also meat, and the fat there helps stave off any cravings which may be tipped off in accompanying vegetables.

In low-carb, very little--if any-- is fat for fat's sake.

Results: Low-carbers most likely meet or surpass amounts recommended by the USDA in terms of added fats such as mayonnaise or butter

In terms of healthful eating, low-carbers meet or exceed the recommended servings of most food groups on the food pyramid. Certainly, while you won't find a low-carber noshing on the Frooty Loopers, rice pilaf or the Bagel products (where is the healthy fiber in either of those?), there are certain places where it is fully fine for low-carbers to fail in the eyes of the USDA.

And if this means we're outside clapping erasers after class, at least it doesn't mean we're panting during gym.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Long live the King!


No, not Elvis.

Burger King has put together a hilarious Facebook application.

While the entire idea is probably to get back at all of us poor bastards who thought the Whopper Virgin tactics were totally stupid, it's still pretty clever!

Just upload their Facebook application and start by deleting the 10 people who were better than you at Twistywords.

That'll learn 'em good!

Saturday, January 10, 2009

5 tips for fast food fixes


It's the second week of the new year, and maybe you sense your resolve already going the way of the Michael Jackson glove (sorry Corey Feldman). After all, you've been good the last couple weeks. You've eaten bacon and eggs, and your 5-7 servings of greens, and what you're hankering for--I mean really jonesing for-- is some good, old-fashioned fast food.

Here are five do's and don'ts for restaurants in the new year.

Don't: McDonalds Big Mac. Even without the bun, the topping on this burger is pure, unadulterated sugar. Thousand Island dressing is not low-carb and will leave you hungry.

Do: Wendy's Baconator. This burger comes in at only 2 carbs for its cheesy deliciousness, but aside from the bacon, cheese and delectable patty, there are no surprises here. Just toss the bun and you're golden (like the arches, baby!).


Don't: Catsup, sauce and relish. These contain sugar and can trigger cravings, even on your triple diple bacon burger.

Do: Mustard, mayonnaise, onion, tomato, lettuce and dill pickle slices. These are lower on the glycemic scale, and will accompany a cheeseburger without the impending blood sugar crash.


Don't: Fries as a side. Yes, potatoes are a vegetable, but the carb count in these babies is collossal. You eat a side of fries and you've blown an entire amount of induction carbs for 2 days.

Do: Side Salad. Places like Wendy's offer a salad as a side in place of fries. While the aspect of noshing on a Caesar salad might not seem as sexy as a box of potato bits, consider this: low-carb plans recommend at least as many--if not more-- servings of vegetables than the food pyramid recommends. Blowing that curve on potato leavin's leaves no room for better quality veggies.


Don't: Diet drinks. The artificial sweeteners in diet beverages may just be toying with your blood sugar, studies say.

Do: Water or unsweetened iced tea. While some argue that caffeine causes the same, unstable blood sugar drops that aspartame can, studies also show that caffeine might prove as beneficial to type II diabetes patients. If tea is too bitter, bring your Stevia in packets.


Don't: All you can eat buffet. The potential here is to eat as much as you can. It's possible to eat too much of even the good stuff.

Do: Order from your table instead in an effort to limit quanities. If you don't have that option, make one trip to the salad bar and pick foods you can identify as being patently low-carb. Remember that your stomach is about the size of your fist--not the tiramisu tray.

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Thursday, January 08, 2009

Want to win some free stuff?

I love to give you guys free things! I have some to give away to you, too! From a workbook for "Over 40" folks who are looking to tone up and be fit and healthy to PureVia samples, there is more coming soon from this blog! Yay! Boom chicka lacka chicka boom! I know right?

For now, though, why not make with the win?

Go check out Amy's blog for a fun giveaway.

You don't have to be right to win. Just send your best guesses and go from there!

I think I know what a few of those pictures are. What do you believe they are?

Scroll down to see if your answers match mine: Spoiler alert:




Don't peek if you don't want to know my guesses...








I'm serious!








Last chance!







The answers are.....
1. Strips of Airhead candy arranged in a dish
2. Bumpy road in Switzerland
3. My last date
4. A black thing on a grey thing
5. Feminine protection
6. My legs after a month of not shaving
7. Crunchy waffles

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

No soy soy?


I am not a huge fan of soy, so you might be wondering why I'm playing with soy recipes. It's to drive you nuts! Ha ha ha!

No. There's a real reason: It is seriously tough to make pasta from oopsies, for starters.

Yeah, we've read the points made about soy giving men chichis and the estrogen issues soy can cause; but soy, when used in smaller doses, may be all right when we're talking in terms of occasional meal choices. At least I'm not quite convinced that a small amount occasionally is going to cause you to sprout socially awkward appendages in places you didn't expect them to spring from.

If it comes down to it, and you have a choice of downing a plate of wheat flour pasta or a plate of soy pasta, you might as well get the occasional soy pasta.

Major truth to be revealed: I'm personally allergic to soy. It's true! I found this out whenever I sampled a recipe and my face fell off. It itched and swelled and my mouth was really scratchy. Then I became ill and bloaty. At that point I realized that soy was probably not my friend.

Soy is one of the major allergy/intolerance foods out there, so it's no thang. I still use the stuff to play with the recipes to give some options. It's fun! I am not a huge soy fan in terms of taste, but it's something to try. Minimally, we know that soy can cut a higher carb flour (like oat) for some pretty decent options for anyone who has got to stay away from the wheat.

In the end, the best option is generally spaghetti squash, but it's hard to press that into agnolotti, now, isn't it?

Long story short: Soy is very low-carb, but high in possible issues. Oat flour is lower in possible issues, but higher in carbs. Both are give and take.

What have your experiences been with oat flours or soy?