Beat your meat

Beat it, kid. Source

Meat tenderizing is no easy task.

While some use vinegar-based marinades to break down the fibers within a steak, the meat mallot is a quick and powerful way of softening steaks.

Mythbusters found a way of tenderizing steaks with--naturally--explosives.

No matter how you try it, there's nothing that say love like a little tenderness...